Learning Jackanese

Filed under "Jackanese":

• hast-eh-bul  (Hospital.  He learned this word when Sam was born.  We were going back and forth to the "hast-eh-bul" daily and parking in the garage.  So now, whenever we enter a parking garage, he asks why we're at the "hast-eh-bul.")
• esk-al-vator (a transposition of "escalator" and "elevator."  Both are modes of transportation between floors, so he's really evolving the English language.)