I really love the little conversations I have with Jack. He's 3 years and two months, but communicates adeptly and grasps concepts far beyond his years.
Jack's was sick all day. He threw up at church this morning, and then again once he was home. He tossed cookies after a few sips of blueberry/pomegranate juice. Of course, he vomited on our couch so we've got a new blue stain to add to the hundred or so others that now dot our once delightfully tasteful couch.
When Jack's sick to his stomach, he is very, very sedate. But he also engages in conversation. This is contrasted against when he's well and he simply barks commands and makes silly faces 24-7. He obviously takes after his mother.
For dinner, Jack wanted yogurt, but not just any yogurt: Strawberry Scooby-Doo Go-gurt. [Go-gurt, for those who don't know, is a newer product; a way for yogurt retailers to reach the "overworked, on-the-go mom" market, while charging more money for less product. It's yogurt in a plastic tube. One end is a stamped and cut such that it easily rips open and becomes the end you eat out of. You simply squeeze the yogurt up from the bottom and eat as you go.
Quite genius, really. The best thing since sliced bread,
one writer believes. I will admit that I have enjoyed a few from time to time, since you can eat them on the way to work without worry of dripping on your outfit. They do make "
adult" versions.]
So Ashley searched, but came up empty. So Jack settled for a regular strawberry-flavored yogurt, in the standard cylindrical container. Sitting down to eat it, he exhaled deeply in disappointment. [sarcasm] Oh the injustice of this world. [/sarcasm]
Later, putting away the leftovers from
Ashley and my dinner, I found one. It had been partially eaten - more than half was left - and put back in the fridge for later use. [This is not a blog for germophobes. We hate to waste food while people in this world starve, so most of Jack's half-eaten food ends up in the fridge again.] Regardless, having found what I believed to be the Holy Grail of Jack's cuisine crusade, I showed it to him. He was now on the couch, lounging comfortably, having consumed all of two bites of his yogurt and a few slugs of chocolate milk. The following conversation ensued:
TJ: Jack, look what I found! [Proudly brandishing the Scooby-Do Go-gurt.] You want it?
TJ: Why not?
Jack: [Again, eyes fixed on Wonder Pets,] It's old.
TJ: What?
Jack: It's too old to eat, Daddy.
TJ: [In classic parent-to-child patronizing tone,] Okay then, I'm going to throw it away. And if you get hungry later and want Scooby-Do Go-gurt, you'll be sorry because you had the chance to eat it and you didn't.
Jack: [Turning to finally address me, and shrugging his shoulders,] Okay, throw it away. I'll just get another box tomorrow.