Recipe: One (1) sheet of unused black velvet cloth from re-shoot of baby photos at fancy photographer's studio;
Two (2) lengths of rope cut from cat scratching post that has been scratched into oblivion;
One (1) Tequila sponsored cowboy hat received at golf tournament; and,
One (1) two year old with a penchant for the ridiculous.
Cut hole in black velvet at midpoint, insert child's head. Cut rope into lengths and fasten one around black velvet-clad adolescent. Fasten cheap cowboy hat on child's head. Issue second length of rope to act as "whip." Giggle with glee as the historically confused child scampers about the house, taming imaginary steers chanting, "Howdy, pard-ner."
It was a slow day at work.
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